Who is Colin Bain?

Who is Colin Bain? Colin Bain is the best that this nation has to offer.

Growing up in Lawrence, KS, Bain worked to carve a niche for himself in society. Reaching out to others, Bain soon befriended a large group of people who admired him for his charm, eloquence, and compassion.

As Bain grew up, he realized that there was more to life than being kind to others and occasionally helping senior citizens around his neighborhood. Crime ran through the nation. People threw away money by the handfuls while others lay broke and unemployed on the streets, left with nothing but the desire for reform

Bain knew that he had to act, and act he did. Speaking out against the atrocities of the world, he soon gathered a popular following in the STATE party, the party that now represents him today for its presidential candidate.

With the motivation to change the nation, nay, the world, for the betterment of society, Bain has made himself known to the nation. Bain is smart. Bain is savvy. Bain is friendly. Bain is our ticket to a brighter future.

Monday, October 25, 2010

State Party Social Security: Protection Now and Always

The State Party agrees that social security is a good idea, but it is seldom well-executed.  The State Party has a strong stance against ‘dipping’: using funds meant for social security for other purposes.  Colin Bain has plans to fix the existing social security system, and implement reforms. Here's how:

In office, the State Party will introduce legislation to make sure that money that is allocated for social security is never spent in other ways.  In order to ensure social security for future generations, the State Party will raise taxes by a minute amount.  Yes, we realize that you don’t want to pay more taxes, but after the money in the social security ‘pot’ reaches a certain point, the taxes will be repealed.  In this way, the State Party will provide a permanent solution, which will keep the existing system for years to come.  If improvement is needed later, the State Party will be the first to acknowledge it.  Leading you into the future: Colin Bain.