Who is Colin Bain?

Who is Colin Bain? Colin Bain is the best that this nation has to offer.

Growing up in Lawrence, KS, Bain worked to carve a niche for himself in society. Reaching out to others, Bain soon befriended a large group of people who admired him for his charm, eloquence, and compassion.

As Bain grew up, he realized that there was more to life than being kind to others and occasionally helping senior citizens around his neighborhood. Crime ran through the nation. People threw away money by the handfuls while others lay broke and unemployed on the streets, left with nothing but the desire for reform

Bain knew that he had to act, and act he did. Speaking out against the atrocities of the world, he soon gathered a popular following in the STATE party, the party that now represents him today for its presidential candidate.

With the motivation to change the nation, nay, the world, for the betterment of society, Bain has made himself known to the nation. Bain is smart. Bain is savvy. Bain is friendly. Bain is our ticket to a brighter future.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Pfree... To Be Lazy


Calvert Pfannenstiel, Presidential Candidate of the Free Party is hard at work in this picture, doing the thing that he does best: sleeping while problems go on unsolved. This type of political activity is unacceptable. Vote Colin Bain, the man who will stay up until things get done the right way.