Who is Colin Bain?

Who is Colin Bain? Colin Bain is the best that this nation has to offer.

Growing up in Lawrence, KS, Bain worked to carve a niche for himself in society. Reaching out to others, Bain soon befriended a large group of people who admired him for his charm, eloquence, and compassion.

As Bain grew up, he realized that there was more to life than being kind to others and occasionally helping senior citizens around his neighborhood. Crime ran through the nation. People threw away money by the handfuls while others lay broke and unemployed on the streets, left with nothing but the desire for reform

Bain knew that he had to act, and act he did. Speaking out against the atrocities of the world, he soon gathered a popular following in the STATE party, the party that now represents him today for its presidential candidate.

With the motivation to change the nation, nay, the world, for the betterment of society, Bain has made himself known to the nation. Bain is smart. Bain is savvy. Bain is friendly. Bain is our ticket to a brighter future.

Monday, October 25, 2010

An Apple-a-Day Healthcare

Are you tired of being sick and having nowhere to go?
Are you tired of not being able to pay for healthcare?

There is no longer a need to worry. With Colin Bain's Apple-a-Day healthcare, you'll get better healthcare provided by your government. With healthcare regulated at the government level, the quality of healthcare will be standardized. Doctors will be specially trained by the government and held to a higher standard than in the private sector. We will rid our beautiful nation of the corruption that stems from insurance companies and private doctors while providing you with a healthcare plan that everyone can get behind.
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