STATE Party 2010: The Pfree Party is Pfull of Pfans of Killing the Environment

Who is Colin Bain?

Who is Colin Bain? Colin Bain is the best that this nation has to offer.

Growing up in Lawrence, KS, Bain worked to carve a niche for himself in society. Reaching out to others, Bain soon befriended a large group of people who admired him for his charm, eloquence, and compassion.

As Bain grew up, he realized that there was more to life than being kind to others and occasionally helping senior citizens around his neighborhood. Crime ran through the nation. People threw away money by the handfuls while others lay broke and unemployed on the streets, left with nothing but the desire for reform

Bain knew that he had to act, and act he did. Speaking out against the atrocities of the world, he soon gathered a popular following in the STATE party, the party that now represents him today for its presidential candidate.

With the motivation to change the nation, nay, the world, for the betterment of society, Bain has made himself known to the nation. Bain is smart. Bain is savvy. Bain is friendly. Bain is our ticket to a brighter future.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

The Pfree Party is Pfull of Pfans of Killing the Environment

Citizens around the nation were appalled when they realized that in a desperate attempt to gather attention, the Free Party printed out posters by the dozens, hung them from the ceilings and the walls, and smugly directed our party members to the hallway where their eco-hateful posters hung.

Well done, Free Party. While you may have promised a clean campaign, the custodial staff at Lawrence Free State High School might have a different opinion on the issue...