Who is Colin Bain?

Who is Colin Bain? Colin Bain is the best that this nation has to offer.

Growing up in Lawrence, KS, Bain worked to carve a niche for himself in society. Reaching out to others, Bain soon befriended a large group of people who admired him for his charm, eloquence, and compassion.

As Bain grew up, he realized that there was more to life than being kind to others and occasionally helping senior citizens around his neighborhood. Crime ran through the nation. People threw away money by the handfuls while others lay broke and unemployed on the streets, left with nothing but the desire for reform

Bain knew that he had to act, and act he did. Speaking out against the atrocities of the world, he soon gathered a popular following in the STATE party, the party that now represents him today for its presidential candidate.

With the motivation to change the nation, nay, the world, for the betterment of society, Bain has made himself known to the nation. Bain is smart. Bain is savvy. Bain is friendly. Bain is our ticket to a brighter future.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Apathy Reigns in the Free Party


Pfanatics. Pfannatics. sɔıʇɐuuɐɟd
Through the Free Party's disregard of consistent spelling, proper posting of signs, and the environment in general, the Free Party has shown that they really don't care. In fact, the Free Party has said nothing about their goals and plans for the future.

The only post that even addresses any of the issues on their website states:
"The Party intends to recycle all paper used in the course of the campaign. Calvert always says, 'Go big or go home in an environmentally friendly way.'"

Well Free Party, if you did not waste such large amounts of paper, we wouldn't have to "go big" when it comes to recycling.

The website also states:
"Calvert brings with him a strong desire to change Washington for the better by perusing an ambitious reform plan."

Unfortunately, simply "perusing" a reform plan will result in four years of inaction if Pfannenstiel is elected president. Please, do the right thing. Care about your future.